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The coat went missing from my house

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and I turn up here and you're
wearing my coat. No!

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I just get this innate feeling that
she's a massive slag.

4
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I don't understand what your problem
is with her.

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I don't know if Nic likes red wine
but I know you do.

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She's not into blokes, I know that,

7
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and if she is into blokes, it's just
cos she wants to get to the wife.

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You must be Jen's mum. Who?

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That's not Jen, that's Katya!

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You're not going to answer that!

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I have to. Jen!

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Stay on the phone, I'll be as quick
as I can. Just stay where you are.

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Oh, my God. That's where I
lost my virginity,

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in that bush over there.

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Toby Fletcher.

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His breath always smelt weirdly
like Pritt Sticks.

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And afterwards, we went to Prezzo
and the food fell off his fork

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but he didn't notice and he still
put the fork in his mouth

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and ate nothing.

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FORKING idiot.

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No, I don't know anything about a
watering can.

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Ridiculous question.

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They didn't eat
anything for two days,

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and then went to the Pizza Hut
buffet.

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They managed 72 slices each,

26
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and then the manager said they were
taking the piss and kicked them out.

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Shit. That's £1 for
the swear jar, Becca!

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Oh, piss off, Kev. £2!
There was nothing in the small print

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that said the unlimited buffet was
limited,

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cos then it wouldn't be unlimited.
It would be limited.

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Don't you think, Becca?

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Becca.

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I couldn't give a shit, Jo.

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£3. Oh, give it a rest, Kev.

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What? No, look, if no-one's sticking
to the rules for the swear jar,

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it will mean no money to put behind
the bar at pub golf.

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Nobody wants to go to pub golf, Kev.

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Why? Cos you're going to fucking
be there.

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Right, I better do some work before
that twat gets on my case.

40
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I've arranged everything...

41
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..but you have to be
the one to do it.

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Can you just leave us alone?

43
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Hiya, just to let you know,

44
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there's a tin of tomatoes exploded
an Aisle 4

45
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and there's an elderly couple
skating on it like Torvill and Dean.

46
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So, if you could just...

47
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Yes, I've done all the chutneys.

48
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That's fantastic. I'm just going to
give those a tick, then, shall I?

49
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Yeah, put two, if you like.
Two, lovely.

50
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Why is she here? You should've
started at half nine.

51
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I know, I was helping a customer.

52
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Well, it better not happen again.

53
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Oh, so you don't want me to help
a customer?

54
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OK, well, you're the manager, mate.

55
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I mean, that seems positively
bonkers to me. Get on with it!

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I asked you not to put me on a shift
with her, Gavin, and she's here.

57
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I needed her to cover for Sandra cos
Sandra's grieving for her dog.

58
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Not Pippin. Pippin? Yeah, Pippin.

59
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She loved that dog like a child.
Absolutely.

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Poor little thing. Yeah.

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No, I'm glad that dog's dead.

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Yeah, he was bleeding her dry.
Pippin was her rock!

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Pippin's vet bills cost more than
her bungalow, Gavin, I'm sorry.

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You can diss anybody in here,
but you diss Pippin, nah!

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Listen, if she is here today,
then I want to go home.

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You are not going home.
I am short-staffed.

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Look at this place. It's heaving!

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I can't rearrange the entire
schedule

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just cos the pair of you have had
some silly little playground spat.

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Get on that bloody till or it'll be
like Christmas Eve 2018 again,

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and God knows, none of us need that.

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Right, well, wait till HR hears
about this.

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Yeah, go on, tell 'em. I will.

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Yeah, go on, then. I will.
Yeah, see if I care. I will!

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Fucking prick. What?

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What?

77
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She said, "You prick."

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I heard what she said, Kev!

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I will never, ever...

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..ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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ever, ever...

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..give up on you, Becca.

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Not too busy on a Sunday, is it?

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No, it's really quiet today.

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I'm walking the dog later.

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Oh, really? Where are you going?

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Just...just in the park, actually.

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Nearest.

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A bit muddy.

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Yeah, get the wellies on.

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Yeah! Yes, it is, yeah.

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Oh!

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What's happened? Not to worry, it's
just an accident.

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What's the matter with you today?

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God's sake, they're organic as well!

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Go finish off Aisle 2.
I'll sort this out.

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Kev!

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I am so sorry, sir.

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We'll...we'll get you some new ones
right away, OK?

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Oh.

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And I don't want to be a knobhead
about this.

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I'm sorry I'm letting you go.

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I know it's nearly Christmas and
everything,

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but you're a terrible employee.

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I feel like you're not
even giving me a chance because

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there's a real reason that you
haven't got the balls to tell me about.

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I've given you plenty of chances,
Jen. I'm sorry.

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You can't throw that at me.

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I've only worked here a couple of
months. Plenty of chances?!

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I know, and I can see how bad you
are in a couple of months, love.

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Right, and this has got nothing to
do with Becca, has it?

112
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No, you're a liability.

113
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How? What about this threat of a
restraining order? What about that?

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INTERNAL; I'm not going to think
about Becca.

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I'm going to think about myself.

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I'm not going to get involved with
anyone's business.

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I'm going to put
me and Harry first.

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Oh, and I need to do
squats every day

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or I'm always going to
have a flat arse.

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I know I shouldn't say that cos
I'm the manager but you are...

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Tickets, please, madam.

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Haz, do you need a wee?

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No, no.

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Just come and try to squeeze one out
before we get off, yeah?

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Mum, that's gross! Come on.

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Take your bag.

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Thank you.

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Ticket, please, sir?

129
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Just like Harry Potter...
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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..on a train for your first day at
your new school.

131
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All right, all right, I'd be in
Gryffindor. Would you? Yep.

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Like, the sorting hat wouldn't even
touch my head.

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It would just shout, "Gryffindor!"

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Gryffindor! Gryffindor!

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Gryffindor!

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Don't pick that up,
that's not a balloon.

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Come on, you excited? All right.

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I can't believe
you made me wear this.

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All the other kids are literally
going to slaughter me.

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Yeah, well, it's either that
or wear one of mine, so...

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Hi.

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Uh, excuse me. Yeah?

143
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It's Harry's first day and we're
running late, obviously.

144
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I can't wait. Yeah, and I've
forgotten the code for the gates.

145
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Oh, right. Do you think you could
let me know what it is?

146
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Um... Do you know, I'm not actually
sure I'm allowed to?

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OK.

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Do you think you could just open it
for us, let us in?

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I do feel really bad about this
but I just...

150
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..I don't want to get anyone into
trouble, you know?

151
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Who are you going to get into
trouble? Sorry.

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Sorry.

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OK, good luck!

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Thanks so much.
Oh, lovely. Good for you!

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It's not working.

156
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Oh, are you having problems
with the gate?

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It's Harry's first day and... 2478.

158
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Sorry, what? 2478.

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OK.

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Pikachu, got to catch 'em all!

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Thank you so much.

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No problem.

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Ollie, please, can you...?

164
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Thanks again. Thank you.

165
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Oh, my God,
she's brilliant.

166
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I mean, she's giving off a really
strong Elton John vibe but...

167
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..thank you, Elton!

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169
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Maybe I should get some sunglasses
like that.

170
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You are Jennifer McKenna, right?
Yeah, that's right.

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Just to remind you, this is
temporary emergency accommodation.

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You will be here for...

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..however long it takes for more
suitable permanent housing. OK.

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Have you got any next of kin as an
emergency contact nearby maybe?

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Yeah, my mum. I can...

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..I can write down her details.
Yeah, that would be great.

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Really lucky to have found this so
last-minute. Oh, great. Yeah.

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Just get that out there.

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They did find four mummified budgies
in the back of the freezer.

180
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But don't worry,
I think they've put in a new one.

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Toaster, sink there, fridge...
OK, great.

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Yeah. That, that can go.

183
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We will need to get someone to
remove that, if you don't want it.

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OK. Oh, God. What time is it?
I've got to go. I've got a date.

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Keys. Oh, thank you.

186
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I wonder what
Elton John's doing now?

187
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Maybe she's thinking about me.

188
00:09:02,257 --> 00:09:04,377
No, Jen, stop.

189
00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:08,297
Shit, I'm going to be late.

190
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,298
All right, here you go.
I'll call you Jennifer.

191
00:09:10,298 --> 00:09:12,178
Well, you can just call me Jen,
if you like.

192
00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:14,658
No, I think Jennifer's better.
Mind your head.

193
00:09:14,658 --> 00:09:17,938
So, Mrs Baggett is quite particular.

194
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Sorry, what's funny?

195
00:09:20,739 --> 00:09:22,619
Oh, nothing. Just...

196
00:09:22,619 --> 00:09:25,299
..Baggett. No. No, just ignore me.

197
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,619
Anyway, she's really,
really lovely, right?

198
00:09:27,619 --> 00:09:29,499
But she's also very racist.

199
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,220
Oh, hello, Mrs Baggett.
How are you today?

200
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What's all this?

201
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,980
Well, this is Jennifer.

202
00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:38,300
She's...she's just doing a trial
with us, with...

203
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Where's Katya?

204
00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:42,860
We had that chat last week,
remember? Katya's left.

205
00:09:42,861 --> 00:09:45,181
Oh, has she?
Yes, she's having a baby.

206
00:09:45,181 --> 00:09:47,541
She's rather old for that sort of
thing, isn't she?

207
00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:51,621
Anyway, Jennifer's going to be doing
your cleaning from now on, so...

208
00:09:51,621 --> 00:09:54,421
You're not from Poland, are you?

209
00:09:54,422 --> 00:09:57,022
I'm sorry, would that be a problem?

210
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They eat carp for Christmas.

211
00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:03,302
It's only a trial, Mrs Baggett, just
to see how you all get on, yeah?

212
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,023
So, can we come in?

213
00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:07,383
All right, then. So, you want me
to...? Yeah, yeah, you go.

214
00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:08,823
OK. Thank you.

215
00:10:08,823 --> 00:10:11,623
I've just had a run round with the
Hoover. See you in an hour, OK?

216
00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,463
I don't want anyone thinking I live
in a pigsty. Viv!

217
00:10:14,464 --> 00:10:17,544
And I can't stand a
Continental breakfast.

218
00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:21,544
What sort of lunatic eats meat
and cheese for breakfast?

219
00:10:21,544 --> 00:10:23,864
Clarissa, you know I
have already done that.

220
00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:25,914
Oh, no, no! It's no bother.

221
00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:28,145
Well, yeah, it's no bother cos I've
already done it.

222
00:10:28,145 --> 00:10:31,185
It's completely clean already. Mm?

223
00:10:31,185 --> 00:10:33,145
Don't worry, it's fine.

224
00:10:33,145 --> 00:10:34,665
Is there...? Clarissa?

225
00:10:34,665 --> 00:10:35,985
Yeah.

226
00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:38,265
That's your name, isn't it?

227
00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,066
Mrs Baggett.

228
00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:42,986
When I lived in Singapore,

229
00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:48,466
Daphne told me that one keeps one's
servants on a very formal basis.

230
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:51,267
Right, why don't we figure out
a time when you're not here?

231
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,947
Oh, no, no, I'm always here.

232
00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:57,387
Well, I've got to find out
what her name is.

233
00:10:57,387 --> 00:10:59,267
I can't keep calling her Elton John.

234
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OK, so, Ollie.

235
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,748
Do you like curry?

236
00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:05,948
Hmm...

237
00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:08,348
It was lovely. Nicola...

238
00:11:08,348 --> 00:11:10,588
Peanuts sprinkled all over
the top. ..Harris.

239
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:13,589
Oh, God. I can see how this
evening's going to go.

240
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,109
I'm going to end up on her brother's
cousin's Facebook,

241
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,269
looking at photos
from three years ago.

242
00:11:18,269 --> 00:11:21,469
Oh, I do miss those days. They were
very happy days, I must say...

243
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,950
What?

244
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,830
..playing mah-jongg with Daphne.

245
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:28,550
Where's Tippy?

246
00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,630
Tippy, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy!

247
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:34,110
You dirty Bertie!

248
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,551
No, you can't get involved, Jen.

249
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,191
My turn? Your turn.

250
00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:41,951
I would say, I think you might...you
might struggle a bit with this one.

251
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,791
Really? INTERNAL: God, I can smell
the desperation pouring off of you.

252
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:49,792
You must be sat on that fucking app
all day, just waiting for a message.

253
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,192
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, OK.

254
00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:53,312
You've definitely done
this before.

255
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,712
Whoo!
Come on, what sort of person?

256
00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:57,113
Am I...am I famous?

257
00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:59,193
Am I...am I an athlete?

258
00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,713
An athlete? In bed.
Am I an athlete in bed?

259
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,993
This is what Nicola has
settled for!

260
00:12:03,993 --> 00:12:06,433
I bet you really think you
are, don't you?

261
00:12:07,674 --> 00:12:09,114
An athlete in bed.

262
00:12:09,114 --> 00:12:12,394
Have I said the wrong thing?
What could you have said?

263
00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:13,834
All right, I'm just...

264
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,074
I think maybe, shall we...?
I don't know.

265
00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:18,324
I'm getting a bit bored of this
game now.

266
00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:19,595
Tom Jones.

267
00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:22,075
I was so right to come
here. He is such a prick.

268
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,755
One second... Hang on, what are you
doing? Put it down, put it down.

269
00:12:24,755 --> 00:12:28,195
No, no, no. I just want to see
what's on your head.

270
00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:29,716
It really suits you, actually.

271
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,676
What is this? I just, you know...

272
00:12:31,676 --> 00:12:34,236
I just thought everyone might like
to know

273
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:37,196
that you are a married man...
Yeah, I fucking told you that.

274
00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:39,756
..who's been trawling Tinder for a
quick shag...

275
00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:41,997
Trawling Tinder? What are you
talking about?

276
00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:44,117
..even though you've got a wife and
a kid at home.

277
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:46,597
Oops! Fuck's sake!
You fucking psycho!

278
00:12:46,597 --> 00:12:48,957
Oh, I'm a psycho. That's so sweet!
Yeah, you're a psycho!

279
00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:51,517
Dom, it was so great to meet you.
I can't believe you're going.

280
00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:53,038
Fuck off!

281
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,598
Hello! You all right, Dad?

282
00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:56,078
Oh, God, what's that?

283
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:59,318
What? Oh, Stuart spilt wine on me
over lunch. Idiot.

284
00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:00,878
So annoying.

285
00:13:00,878 --> 00:13:03,358
You've got a wife and
three kids at home but

286
00:13:03,359 --> 00:13:05,039
you've been messaging me on Tinder!

287
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,759
What are you doing, you sicko?

288
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:09,719
I mean, the rest of it is
good, but I've outdone myself here.

289
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:12,399
I'm a psycho. That's so
sweet! Yeah, you're a psycho.

290
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:15,079
Nicola needs to know about
this. I should call her

291
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,040
and tell her. Ugh, Jen, no.
It's three in the morning.

292
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,680
Ah, fuck it!

293
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,041
Hello?

294
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,881
No, I can't tell her now.

295
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:43,562
We'll go for a nice coffee
somewhere and I'll tell her.

296
00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:46,242
And she'll say, "Oh, Jen, thank you
so much for telling me."

297
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,963
I'll say, "Nic, it's fine."
And she'll say, "Thank you, Jen.

298
00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:51,723
"I would've been stuck in this
relationship if it wasn't for you.

299
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:55,203
"Oh, my God, Jen.
What did I do before I met you?"

300
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:59,403
I think we have got pretty
much everything covered,

301
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:01,764
so you can just join
them, whichever stall you like.

302
00:14:01,764 --> 00:14:04,924
Helen's doing the tombola. Mm-hm.
Nic's on Splat The Rat.

303
00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:07,364
Splat The Rat - that sounds good.
Yeah? Yeah. OK.

304
00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:10,014
I'll let her know
you'll be joining her.

305
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:11,205
Great.

306
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,605
So is Harry here or is he coming
a bit later with his dad?

307
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,685
Oh, no, he's...he's in the loo.

308
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:20,525
He's probably, er, clogging it
up with a massive shit.

309
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,046
Harry's dad is?

310
00:14:22,046 --> 00:14:24,006
Sorry? Are you with Harry's dad?

311
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,046
What?!

312
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,566
So it's Jen, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.

313
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:31,086
Sorry. She said you're Nic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

314
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,247
Ollie's mum?
Yes. Yeah, that's right.

315
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,167
I know you're not going to judge me.
Yeah?

316
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,487
Do you want some gin?

317
00:14:36,487 --> 00:14:39,007
Oh, yes! I could kiss you!

318
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,167
Don't do that.
Just make it weird.

319
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,247
You're great. I...try.

320
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:44,488
Where have you been?

321
00:14:44,488 --> 00:14:46,608
Just, you know, up the road.

322
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,768
Look, Haz, Nanny's here.
Come in, come in. Hi, Nanny.

323
00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:53,608
How are you, sweetheart? You going
to come and give me a big hug, then?

324
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:54,769
Erm...

325
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,169
Oh, right, right, right.
Too grown-up for that now, eh?

326
00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:01,049
Come on, sit down.
Well, look, I can't stay long.

327
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,969
I've, erm... Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You
know, you didn't have to come round.

328
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,849
You could've just phoned or
something. How did you get here?

329
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,450
Well... Well, I had to get the bus,
actually... Why?

330
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,610
..because John's car's
in the garage, yeah.

331
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,290
Right.

332
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,890
Oh, sorry.

333
00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,131
Speak of the devil! Hello?

334
00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:20,411
How can she stand being
married to someone

335
00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:22,731
who cares more about a car
than he does about his own wife?

336
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:23,811
Yeah, yeah. I will.

337
00:15:23,811 --> 00:15:25,611
Keep going, mate.

338
00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:27,371
Please, John.

339
00:15:27,372 --> 00:15:30,372
Yeah, I will. You know what she's
like. Yeah, OK.

340
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:32,892
Yeah, yeah. Bye, bye.

341
00:15:34,372 --> 00:15:37,652
That was John. He's, er...
Someone has, you know,

342
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:40,133
they've keyed his car,
you know the MG?

343
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,573
It just keeps happening, doesn't it?
What you trying to say?

344
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:45,093
Oh, it's just really expensive, Jen,
that's what I'm saying.

345
00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:48,733
You're not just telling me,
you're not saying... Jen! ..what you ACTUALLY want to say.

346
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,974
You're the one that's come
round here, so just ask me.

347
00:15:50,974 --> 00:15:52,374
You think I did it?

348
00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:55,414
Do you?

349
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:58,494
Never believe me anyway.

350
00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:05,695
Oh, wow.

351
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,295
That car looks great.

352
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:09,815
That garage have done a good job.
Looks good as new.

353
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,336
Oh, well!

354
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,736
OK, see you later.

355
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:18,416
Goodbye, Katya!
That's not my name.

356
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:22,416
That would be fanta... Erm...

357
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:25,937
Probably the best thing to do
is if I...

358
00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:29,537
Oh, God, sorry! Can I call you back
in two seconds?

359
00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:30,817
Nic?

360
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,097
Oh, my God!

361
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:35,377
You lost your cat? No, I did
lose my cat, found him now.

362
00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:38,378
Oh, great!
Why don't we...celebrate?

363
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,938
Hello! Come in!
How are you?

364
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,618
Dan, this is Jen. Jen, this is Dan.

365
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,139
Hi! Hi.

366
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,179
Nice to meet you. Dan.

367
00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,699
Well, have a brilliant time at
bowling... I'm Jen.

368
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:53,739
It's getting on a bit, innit?
Shall we just whack a film on?

369
00:16:53,739 --> 00:16:56,859
No, we organised this. I know,
but... I'm having my girls' night.

370
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,260
Right, have a good time. Bye!

371
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,340
The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang

372
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,420
One, two, three... Ugh!

373
00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:08,981


374
00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:12,181

that only Prince would sing about

375
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:16,021

and I bet you'll feel nuts...

376
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:17,741
Hello! All right?

377
00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:18,781
Oh, dear.

378
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,342
Hi! Good time?

379
00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:22,342
Yeah, it was fun, wasn't it?

380
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,542
NIC, SLURRING: Could you make up
the bunk in Ollie's room?

381
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,982
Or Jen's going to sleep on the sofa.

382
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,822
I'm not fussy,
I'll sleep on the sofa.

383
00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:33,063
Huh? You all right?

384
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:34,583
Yeah, no, I'm good.

385
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,743
Just didn't realise they were
staying, that's all.

386
00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:40,343
Thank you, Dan.

387
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,464
OK.

388
00:17:42,384 --> 00:17:44,464
He's so great with the kids,
isn't he?

389
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,864
Good guy.

390
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,224
That's the least he can do.

391
00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:48,584
I do that all the time.

392
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:49,864
And! And!

393
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,914
And! And!

394
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,825
Woo-oo! Dan!

395
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:58,985
All right? That is good.
Did you like that?

396
00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:00,185
Yeah, it's very good.

397
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:02,305
We're playing Silly Heads.
Just the right amount.

398
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:03,905
No, it's Sticky Heads!

399
00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:07,026
Whose idea was it to play this?
It was my idea!

400
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:09,186
So you know what the rules are?
Course I do.

401
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:11,506
So...am I Tom Jones?

402
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,986
Where would you even get that?
I don't know.

403
00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:16,267
I'm not Tom Jones? Not a million
miles away, though.

404
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:19,267
I don't know why. For some reason,
I just had Tom Jones in my head.

405
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,787
Am I a man?

406
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:22,827
You are male.

407
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,147
She's so great.

408
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:26,667
Don't do that. Why are you doing
that? What are you doing?

409
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:30,668
What do you mean, what am I doing?
Have you said anything? What are you talking about? What have I got

410
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:33,108
to say? Don't quite know what you're
playing at. I'm playing

411
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:34,548
Sticky Heads, mate. OK, cool.

412
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,748
Long live Las Vegas!

413
00:18:45,829 --> 00:18:47,629


414
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:50,710
God, there's a fly in here
that's kamikaze!

415
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,550
Gone straight into the bowl
as I was flushing it, Jen.

416
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,110
Right. Wouldn't go
in there for a while.

417
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,910
Mate, we've run out of wine.

418
00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:02,031
Oh, you're kidding!

419
00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:03,831
Yeah. Just found this port, though.

420
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,991
Oh, yes, yes, yes. All right?

421
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,471
Do you know what I really miss?
What? The McRib.

422
00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:10,031
The McRib!

423
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:12,712
I mean, how dare they?!

424
00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:14,152
Are you OK?

425
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:18,272
I knew I'd end up crying
at some point this evening.

426
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,592
Do you know, we were actually
going to run away

427
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,873
together that night?

428
00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:26,553
God, that sounds like some...

429
00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:28,393
..Richard Curtis film.

430
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:30,633
But the night that Alex died,

431
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:33,193
we were going to run away together.

432
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:37,034
And he told me he actually wanted
to have a baby.

433
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,674
Oh, my God, no!

434
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:45,315
Sorry we woke you.

435
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,995
No, erm...that's fine.

436
00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,835
Is he OK?
Yeah, he's fine.

437
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,875
Just having a wee before we go.
Good.

438
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,756
Er...

439
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,396
I didn't expect
to see you in my house.

440
00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:03,436
Well, yeah, I was shocked
to see you, as well.

441
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,556
Really?

442
00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:07,276
I didn't know this
was your house, no. Really? OK.

443
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:08,997
What, you think I knew
you lived here?

444
00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:11,597
I'm not a psycho.

445
00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:12,637
Er...

446
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:16,797
Because this is, this, that, this
has never happened before.

447
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,118
Like, I've never done that.
You've never done that?

448
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,518
Like that was a one-...
No, I'd never done that before.

449
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:23,358
This, it was, erm... First time?

450
00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:25,878
See... I mean, you don't know me,
but I've not...

451
00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:28,438
It was a moment of madness,
and I...

452
00:20:28,439 --> 00:20:30,279
I don't even know what I was doing.

453
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,439
I don't know. It just didn't really
seem that way, from your profile.

454
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,279
It was quite, er, quite detailed,
wasn't it?

455
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:37,879
I said I was married, didn't I?
And I was being honest about that.

456
00:20:37,879 --> 00:20:40,599
And I said I was looking for fun.
But that was just being, you know...

457
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,400
Yeah? It's nothing to do with you,
to be honest. This is between me...

458
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,640
Well, you made it something to do
with me because you messaged me.

459
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,560
I've apologised. I'm sorry.
Let's just move on. Let's not... She doesn't need to know anything,

460
00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:53,881
OK? You don't think Nic needs to
know what her husband's doing behind her back?

461
00:20:53,881 --> 00:20:56,241
No, I don't think she needs
to know. Personally,

462
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:58,361
I think Nic deserves a bit
better than that.

463
00:20:58,361 --> 00:21:00,961
Look, what do you want?
What are you doing?

464
00:21:00,961 --> 00:21:03,361
I want you to see the error
of your ways.

465
00:21:08,082 --> 00:21:11,402
Right, you go up.
I can...I can see myself out.

466
00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:12,922
OK, great.

467
00:21:14,243 --> 00:21:15,923
Sleep well!

468
00:21:19,123 --> 00:21:22,243
If you're not happy with
Dan, why can't you leave now?

469
00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:25,243
No, I'd never do it to Ollie.
Never.

470
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,684
You have a choice, Nic.
You can do something about it.

471
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:36,045
This'll be great.

472
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,485
We could just waft around in our
matching coats

473
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,725
like Paris Hilton
and Lindsay Lohan...

474
00:21:40,725 --> 00:21:42,765
..before they hated each other.

475
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,488
While D...

476
00:22:11,488 --> 00:22:14,368
He's just a really boring
bastard!

477
00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:16,688
So definitely D, then.

478
00:22:16,688 --> 00:22:18,408
So here we go.

479
00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:19,608
Roast!

480
00:22:19,609 --> 00:22:20,649
Absolutely.

481
00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:23,369
You all right up there, boys?

482
00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:26,289
What's so funny?

483
00:22:26,289 --> 00:22:29,489
Oh, God.
Of course she fucking cleans here!

484
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,970
We can't have that big TV on.
There's an energy crisis going on.

485
00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:44,971
Hello? I know you're
in here with me.

486
00:22:44,971 --> 00:22:46,011
Hello?

487
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,251
I can hear you.

488
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:51,611
I can feel that.
I can feel your pain.

489
00:22:52,932 --> 00:22:54,372
Can you see me?

490
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,292
Show yourself to me!

491
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,292
All right, mate?
Where have you been?

492
00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:02,492
Sorry, just been on the phone
to my mum. Had to hang up,

493
00:23:02,492 --> 00:23:04,212
like, eight times.
She wouldn't shut up.

494
00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:05,293
What's this doing out?

495
00:23:05,293 --> 00:23:08,933
Oh, dunno. Maybe
the kids got it out.

496
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,413
That's him.

497
00:23:16,014 --> 00:23:18,614
So, hello.
This is the boring speech.

498
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:21,654
I am Dan's younger,
better-looking brother.

499
00:23:21,654 --> 00:23:24,334
That's how it all fucking
started on my wedding day.

500
00:23:24,334 --> 00:23:25,854
It's a real privilege...

501
00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:27,864
Alex and Dan were so close.

502
00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:30,375
And you don't choose who
you fall in love with.

503
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,615
We tried to break it off,

504
00:23:31,615 --> 00:23:35,415
but we'd always come back
together, like magnets.

505
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,815
Who came back, you or him?
He would always come back.

506
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,856
Well, then, it seems like he was
the one that was instigating things.

507
00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:43,096
And it's his brother
he's doing it to.

508
00:23:43,096 --> 00:23:44,776
I'm not blaming you, Nic.

509
00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:46,936
How could Alex do that
to his own brother?

510
00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:49,296
Bitch!

511
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,817
You've, like, taken sides?!

512
00:23:50,817 --> 00:23:53,777
Gimme my coat! What are you doing?!
What is going on, Nic?!

513
00:23:53,777 --> 00:23:54,817
Hey. Hey.

514
00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:55,977
I want my coat back!

515
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:58,257
It's not your coat!
Let me look in the pocket, then!

516
00:23:58,257 --> 00:24:00,177
Are you all right?
Did she hurt you?

517
00:24:00,178 --> 00:24:02,178
No, don't. I'm fine.

518
00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,618
Look, I tell you what'll cheer you
up. Have you seen this gif?

519
00:24:04,618 --> 00:24:06,738
It's really funny.
A little lizard in a tiny bikini.

520
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,698
Yeah, I've seen it.
All right, well...

521
00:24:15,659 --> 00:24:17,579
Ow, shit!

522
00:24:17,579 --> 00:24:19,659
Ugh!

523
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,260
What's going on?!

524
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,420
Katya? You're late!

525
00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,300
My name's not sodding Katya, OK?!

526
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,020
Katya went back to
the Czech Republic

527
00:24:33,021 --> 00:24:35,781
cos you're such
a doddery old racist!

528
00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:39,381
Czechoslovakia!
No! NOT Czechoslovakia!

529
00:24:39,381 --> 00:24:42,941
It hasn't been Czechoslovakia
since 1993!

530
00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,861
Oh, fiddle-poppycock!

531
00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:48,062
Hi, Viv. Just got off
the phone to Mrs Baggot.

532
00:24:48,062 --> 00:24:49,462
Oh, yeah? How was she?

533
00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:51,742
She was distraught, as
I think you probably know.

534
00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:54,182
Really?
Can't think why that would be.

535
00:24:54,182 --> 00:24:57,182
Well, because you destroyed
her hanging baskets.

536
00:24:57,183 --> 00:24:59,543
She must be getting me confused
with Katya.

537
00:24:59,543 --> 00:25:02,263
No, she was not getting
you confused with Katya.

538
00:25:02,263 --> 00:25:03,863
Also, I got your references back.

539
00:25:03,863 --> 00:25:07,823
So that resulted in a very
illuminating phone chat with Gavin.

540
00:25:07,824 --> 00:25:10,864
Don't want to be nasty or anything,
do you know what I mean?

541
00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:13,224
But she's batshit crazy, Viv.
Honestly.

542
00:25:13,224 --> 00:25:15,104
Yeah, well, he's a prick.

543
00:25:15,104 --> 00:25:17,024
He told me all about Rebecca Smith.

544
00:25:17,024 --> 00:25:19,354
You really should have told me
about those complaints

545
00:25:19,345 --> 00:25:21,425
before you filled
in the application form.

546
00:25:21,425 --> 00:25:24,625
It's not exactly the kind
of thing I want to brag about, Viv.

547
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,745
All right. Well, I think you know
what our company policy is.

548
00:25:27,745 --> 00:25:30,985
I think I can guess. So we'll be
needing your polo shirt back.

549
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:33,426
And if you could wash it to get
rid of the negative energy,

550
00:25:33,426 --> 00:25:35,946
that'd be very much appreciated.

551
00:25:35,946 --> 00:25:37,826
I'm not going to wash the shirt!

552
00:25:38,946 --> 00:25:40,906
Well, if you could wash the shirt...

553
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,547
I'm not going to wash the shirt.

554
00:25:51,308 --> 00:25:52,428
Aah!

555
00:25:52,428 --> 00:25:55,868
Not picking up to you, you psycho.
Why you ringing me?

556
00:25:57,428 --> 00:25:59,028
Hey!

557
00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:02,588
F...!

558
00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:04,429
Whole Again
by Atomic Kitten

559
00:26:12,509 --> 00:26:15,629

down the street

560
00:26:15,630 --> 00:26:20,670

and dragging my two feet

561
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:23,430


562
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,550

Fuck's sake!

563
00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:28,311

me whole again...

564
00:26:28,311 --> 00:26:29,631
Fucking psycho!

565
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:33,031
I'M a psycho?! Yeah, you're a
psycho. That's so sweet! It was so nice to meet you.

566
00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:35,951


567
00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:38,872


568
00:26:38,872 --> 00:26:41,392


569
00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:44,192
This isn't fun.

570
00:26:44,192 --> 00:26:47,232


571
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:51,033
And I'm so cold that
I can't even feel my bum. Sh!

572
00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:53,513
Get down!

573
00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:56,673


574
00:26:56,673 --> 00:27:01,233

and I cannot forget

575
00:27:01,234 --> 00:27:04,234


576
00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:06,274
Hi, can we come in? Nic's not in.

577
00:27:06,274 --> 00:27:08,954
That's all right, we can wait for
Nic, that's fine. Hi, Ollie.

578
00:27:08,954 --> 00:27:11,044
Look, I want to talk
to you about Nic.

579
00:27:11,035 --> 00:27:12,395
I want to know what's going on.

580
00:27:12,395 --> 00:27:16,075
Do you know what's wrong with her?
She annoyed at me or something?

581
00:27:16,075 --> 00:27:17,715
Yes.

582
00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:20,395
OK. And why? Why would that be?

583
00:27:21,436 --> 00:27:22,796
Do you know why?

584
00:27:22,796 --> 00:27:26,236
Well, I mean, yeah,
we've spoken. Right.

585
00:27:26,236 --> 00:27:28,556
Look, Dan, I'm not here for a fight.

586
00:27:28,556 --> 00:27:32,676
I've deleted all the pictures
and the video I took of you.

587
00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:34,637
Oh, aren't you kind?

588
00:27:34,637 --> 00:27:37,197
What have you said?
Yeah.

589
00:27:38,597 --> 00:27:40,677
That's between me and
my wife, innit?

590
00:27:40,677 --> 00:27:41,877
No. Tell me.

591
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,117
Tell me what you said.

592
00:27:43,118 --> 00:27:45,638


593
00:27:45,638 --> 00:27:47,518


594
00:27:47,518 --> 00:27:51,518
Stay on the phone, I'll be as quick
as I can. Stay where you are, OK?

595
00:27:52,918 --> 00:27:54,598
Oh, Becca…

596
00:27:59,159 --> 00:28:01,039
You're worried about Leo.

597
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:02,599
Well, he's getting scared now.

598
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,919
I mean, it's just like,
you know, what's worse is,

599
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,160
he's not getting scared,
he's getting really quiet.

600
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,920
Dan? Mm. Do you think she's OK?

601
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,200
Dan! What if she's dead?!

602
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,880
She's a psycho! What if we have
to look after Harry forever?

603
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,160
Oh, for God's sake, Dan, wake up!

604
00:28:18,161 --> 00:28:21,201
We don't know anything about the
woman, Nic. We know nothing.

605
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,841
I'm going to keep trying her.

606
00:28:22,841 --> 00:28:24,561
Dan, please! Wake up.

607
00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:26,361


608
00:28:26,361 --> 00:28:28,121


609
00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:32,242


610
00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:36,122


611
00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:42,643
Just!

612
00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:44,003
Becca!

613
00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:48,563
You've got to let me help you.
Please.

614
00:28:51,044 --> 00:28:52,804
I can't. I'm sorry.

615
00:28:52,804 --> 00:28:56,884


616
00:28:56,884 --> 00:28:59,724


617
00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:03,094


618
00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:08,685
Argh!

619
00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:09,725
Fucking...

620
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,685
Ow!

621
00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:13,966
Shit!

622
00:29:13,966 --> 00:29:15,206
Ow!

623
00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:21,366
Agh!

624
00:29:24,287 --> 00:29:25,807
Argh!

625
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,047
Ugh!

626
00:29:32,087 --> 00:29:33,607
Ah, shi...!

627
00:29:33,657 --> 00:29:38,207
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